As you might have noticed, I never miss an opportunity to poke sarcasm at the press. It’s funny because my very first job was as a junior reporter and a few years later I switched sides and became a Press Officer, dealing with the so-called Fourth Estate on a daily basis. That’s when I actually realized most journalist are up for sale—and most of those who are not bought and paid for are not worth a damn.

And I could rant for hours about those journalists who think they are the news, but let’s keep it light and funny. Let’s talk instead about the stupidity of the press.

If you, too, often suspected that most journalists are actually stupid, here you’ll find a few headlines that will prove you—and me— right.